Co-starring
Jeff Wilton
as Jebb Willis, aka "Scooter"

Function:
Ssab-addicts, sonant accompaniment, hypertext manipulatio

Sign:
Cancer (moonchild)

Other Bands:
Gords Eskimos, Justin Sane

Influences / Inspiration:
Stu Hamm, Vai, Claypool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Faith No More, Jean-Luc Ponty, Cliff Burton, Steve Harris, KISS, U2, Duran Duran, Men At Work, MC Hammer, Earth Wind & Fire, Snot

Currently listening to:
Elysian Fields, Natives of the New Dawn, Lush, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Louis Prima, Strapping Young Lad, theStart, Miles Davis, Jill Scott, Mr. Bungle, Michael Manring, Michael Jackson (Off the Wall),
Type O Negative (October Rust), Brad (Shame)

Words of wisdom:
I think real musicians need to take a back seat to the new trend of musical superstardom: pre-made bands. This is where the future of music lies! Image-oriented kids, scientifically crafted & recorded songs, million dollar marketing schemes, excessive radio airplay - I smell another commercial success!